Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The "end-of-the-world prophecy group"

This is sad…so Johannes Coetzee (the local leader of the end-of-the-world prophecy group) burst into tears at a press conference held in Nelspruit, Mpumalanga yesterday, when asked about how he got his “dooming day” date wrong. The guy literally cried, apologising to all the citizens for misinterpreting the Bible and I quote “we are spiritual prostitutes. We sinned by confusing people”. BUT despite that, the guy keeps on insisting that on the 21st of October, sulphur and fire will “definitely” destroy the world. Poor guys, clearly ignorance and negligence knows no bounds with this “prophecy” group.
Do they ever learn from being wrong all the time or is there some kind of a book they are using besides the Bible? I mean from May 21 to October 21, what’s next?  December 21?!. Where does this hirngespinst come from? It’s actually sad ‘coz some people abandoned their families and quit their jobs that day, “anticipating” Jesus. How sad!
Are they that ignorant of the Bible or are they so unhappy about their earthly existence? (Not to mention the damage of this hubris). Dude nothing is gonna happen on the 21st of October, the world will just go on as normal. Yes maybe there will be some volcanic eruptions here and there (like the one in Iceland that’s prohibiting planes from flying), but surely not this “doomsday tale”. Yes the future is uncertain, but if people knew their Bibles, they would know this: “NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THAT DAY OR HOUR, NOT EVEN THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN, NOR THE SON BUT ONLY THE FATHER”, MARK 13:32
“We were wrong about two things, the earthquakes and predictions that Christians would ascend into heaven”. Yes these are the signs of the end of age (Matthew 24:1) (ok exclude the “Christians ascending into heaven” part), but these “assumptions” need to come to an end now ‘coz NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE RETURN OF THE ALMIGHTY, BUT ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TO KEEP “WATCH” AND IF HE DOES COME SUDDENLY, DON’T LET HIM FIND YOU SLEEPING (Matthew 13:35)...READ YOUR BIBLES!

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